One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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