is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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