? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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