That's intense
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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