you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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