I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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