thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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