What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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