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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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