god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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