They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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