Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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