you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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