If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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