and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
should my penis look like a turkey
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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