It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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