i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
