i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
This is the high leading the old right now
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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