We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Randomize
