it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I pour the whiskey from now on
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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