Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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