We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
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