I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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