fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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