If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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