Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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