everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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