I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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