i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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