i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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