Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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