He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
where does the pee come out of this thing
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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