so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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