fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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