took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Randomize
