ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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