he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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