there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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