There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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