I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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