Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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