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dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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