Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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