I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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