I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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