I just pynch a tree in the face
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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