I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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