I must be too annoying 4 u.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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