"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
...so i touched it.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
