Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
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That's how twitter works, right?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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