Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Randomize
