we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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