Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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