WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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