so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
