I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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