I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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