So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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